- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

poop is very very yummy.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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