- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Donald Trump

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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