What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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We are lawyers

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Xbox One

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Womens Rights

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