- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Flop dog

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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