- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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