Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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