What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Womens rights !

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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