whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Anti Joke

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