- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

The person below me is weird.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Paper shield.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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