- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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