- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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