Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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refridgrator

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Black Friday

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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