- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

crap!!

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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