A ginger was with his friends

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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