- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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