How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Gangnam style

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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