Women's rights.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

A black person walks out of KFC

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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