there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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... i forgot the joke :p

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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