- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

I ponder

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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