- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

I ponder

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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