- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Your all fags

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Women's rights

squirrels with massive bonerss

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