Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

baby seal walks into a club

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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