- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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