So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Jesus was a good guy

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irish wristwatch JLR

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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