There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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No.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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