- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.