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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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