Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Women's rights

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your mum

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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