what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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woman's rights

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Womens Rights.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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