why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Muslim athletes.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

These Jokes suck.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

My life :(

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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