An irish man walks out of a bar

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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