Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock Come in

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats the best thing about polio...death

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops