What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Anything involving women..

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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My life :(

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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