Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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charlie sheen losing

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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my shift key is broken1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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