Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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lol

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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