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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

religion.

Knock knock Who's there Police

The NBA and womens sports

Donald Trump

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Homosexuals are gay.

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