Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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donald................duck for president

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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melon

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Womens Rights.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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