Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

do you want to hear a joke?

Gangnam style

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

melon

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

A black guy gets a job...

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

i dont like chris

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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