- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Romans rights.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A Irish man walks our of a bar

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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