a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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