Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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