What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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falling didnt make the difference

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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WNBA

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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