What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Womens rights !

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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