Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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