- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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