- Anti Joke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

Dance is a sport

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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