Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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