- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Where's my baby??

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Romans rights.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

pickle sniffer

Make little things count Teach midgets math

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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