what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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im black

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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