I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Billy Cundiff.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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