What's funnier than 24? 25

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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irish wristwatch JLR

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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