what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Take off your shoes.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

vaginas

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Poop swing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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