- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

A midget walks under a bar

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Mike tyson

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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