Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Fox News.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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