Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Ju... Just why?

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Q. who's george porchy?

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