this is not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Ju... Just why?

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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