What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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whats black? a black man

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a duck

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Anti Joke

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