Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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hit the thumbs down button

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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