Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Tell you something funny.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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