Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Donald Trump

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Bob dole

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Spread the net.

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