- Anti Joke

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

I'm off to my tank guys!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said