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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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