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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Dogs in my home.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Women's rights

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

your mother

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