On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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This is a joke setup.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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