Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Thumbs this down

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

raisin boogers

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

you are a åsshole :)

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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