- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

whats long and green? weed

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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