- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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