- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Neither does he.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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