- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

TIMMAH!

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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