- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Hello, nice to meet you.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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