- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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