why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Type 2 diabetics

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Cleveland winning something

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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