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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Cleveland winning something

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.