- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

I hate black people. Because their black.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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