- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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