A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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i'm funny

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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