- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Nock Nock It's open.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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