Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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