why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Why? Whats wrong?

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who ever is reading this....

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Donkey lips

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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This is not an anti joke.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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