why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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who ever is reading this....

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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