- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a n1gger.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A mans opinion.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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