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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

I am a n1gger.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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