- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Grammer is very important

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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