Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Samraj.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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