why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Samraj.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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