Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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