- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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